Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Oh boy these days or better these nights I would just love to smother my bed neighbour. I don't know how many hours of sleep I have lost over the last few weeks due to some logging in the forest next to me. How many times I have pushed and shushed them awake just for them to turn over and start all over again. To tired to even move from the bed to the couch I lay awake for most of the night, just wishing it would end. Smothering has come to my mind as an option, of course it would be illegal and everybody who knows me knows how I am with breaking rules. But I am not sure how long I can function on the minimum hours of sleep that I am getting and be productive and healthy. It really starting to show on me, I am ready for a nap by the time I get home from work, I go to bed early just so I can get a head start on sleep before they even enter the bedroom, at times I can hardly keep my eyes open and the rings under my eyes starting to catch up with my age. I just wish for a long restful sleep that lets me wake up in the morning fresh and new and not tired and dragged down before my feet even hit the floor.