A man and his wife are dining at a table in a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swinging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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