" All man are the same, they just have different faces to tell them apart"- Marilyn Monroe
" All men are created equal - poor things" (seen on a bumper sticker)
" If you want a commited man, look in a mental hospital" -Mae West
" I married Mr. Right, I just didn't know his first name was Always."
" I decided to get in shape, the shape I chose was 'round'." - Rosanne
" Woman have a long, long, long memory " - Dr. Phil