Well like I used to like receiving snail mail, in the age of computers I do love to receive emails. Somehow however out of maybe 20 emails I receive daily there might be 4 or 5 that are from actual people and friends, the rest is advertisement, or other crap. So I will answer all these emails today too......like no Charles...I didn't forget.....first of all....forget what? And who the **** are you? My penis, if I had one, would be by now ten feet long. I don't need Viagra and I know it's not my thyroid that makes me fat..it's the friggin food I stuff my face with. I don't want to know how to loose 20 pounds in a week, because it's not working anyway. And I sure don't want to meet the hotties in my city.....haven't seen one yet lol....just kidding. I don't want to get laid tonight, I don't want to find long lost relatives around the world, or find out who is related to me by the 6 th degree. I don't care what's on Oprah or Dr. Phil today or tomorrow or all week long, I can read the TV guide if I have to. And all this is just stuff that lands in my INBOX despite a Spam folder.
But I do love all my emails from friends and family and all the other things that are important to me.:)
PEOPLE WHO ARE VIOLENT TO ANIMALS RARELY STOP THERE!
2 comments:
Hey even the snail mail can get ridiculous. We got one today and the envelope read "Someone wants to meet you" Ya well back where I came from it sure as heck wasn't in the mail.
Nicely said! You hit the nail on the head. :)
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