Did I not get the memo? Am I having too many blonde moments? Am I not the sharpest knife in the drawer? Am I a few sandwiches short of a picnic? A few beers short of a six-pack? One brick short of a load? Am I not playing with a full deck of cards? Out to lunch? Does my lift not go to the top floor? Are my lights on but nobody is home? Am I not hitting on all six cylinders?
Well I definately must have missed something on this one.