*If you are too openminded your brain will fall out.
*Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it too often.
*Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.
*If you look like your passport picture you probably need the trip.
*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
*Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
*Though shall not weigh more than the refrigerator. ( who are they kidding?)
*Someone who thinks logical provides a nice contrast to the real world.
*If you must choose between two evils, choose the one that you have never tried before.
*Experience is a wonderful thing, it enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.