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Sunday, December 04, 2005

True friends...

Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship.

1 . When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
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2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.
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4. When you are scared - I will tease the crap out of you about it every chance I get.
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5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to stop your bloody whining.
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6 . When you are confused - I will use little words.
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7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again, I don't want whatever you have.
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8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
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Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend
will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

1 comment:

Jayne said...

a trued friend would have grabbed the remote opener and ran like hell... sorry that was the first thing that came to my mind.