Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Common Sense Halloween Safety Tips:
*When it appears that you have killed the monster, never ever check to see if it's really dead.
*Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
*Do not check the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
*As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell..
*When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone.
*Do not take anything from the dead.
*If you are running from a monster, expect to trip or fall at least twice.
*If your children speak to you in Latin or any other dead language, have them arrested immediately. This also applies to kids who speak with someone's else's voice.
*Once you have done away with something that was trying to attack you, it is best to separate it into many different parts. Trust me, the extra time taken for this can save you much future grief.
Have a safe and happy HALLOWEEN!