A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ
depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men
with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or
menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple
and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been cancelled.