Where are my socks?

That is a constantly asked question around my house lately, clean socks disappear, dirty socks disappear out of the laundry baskets, and are eventually found in the oddest places, by the front door, under the dining room table, in the basement under the stairs, by the equipment downstairs and all over. Hmmm nobody ever seen anybody do anything to or with them and yet they disappear from where they were left and reappear all over the house. To this day I am not sure who the real culprit is, but I am sure it's one of the two basement freeloaders we took in two years ago, but which one, I am not sure, I do have a slight suspicion though...Hoovey!